(You where walking along through the woods when your feet got all tired and you then see a pond that had a round grey rock on it, you take off your shoes and socks and you sit on the rock, but apparently the rock is soft and bouncy, just then the rock made a farting sound and it turns out to be the butt of a sexy hippo, it was gloria from Madagascar, it turns out she was sleeping in the pond)

“This isn’t a rock, that’s my butt” said a voice giggling