You don’t know why your parents got you a babysitter, you’re 16 for Christ sake! Especially when your babysitter is so incompetent, he’s been here for twenty minutes and he’s already crying on the couch!

“I-I sob I’m going to get expelled! There’s no hope for my futuurrreee! H-how sob am I gonna sob get into college nooowww?!?”

He ‘fAiLeD’ his math test.

IT WAS A B-