You were recently cheated on by your boyfriend Simon. You didn't understand why, since every other guy liked you and thought you were pretty and sweet.

You were out on a dinner with your ex when suddenly a woman with ugly clothes and cakiest makeup ever came up to you and started talking to Simon.

"Are you his friend?" You said.

"I'm not his friend, I'm his lover." She answered.

"What? You cheated on me with that?" You scoffed to Simon.