Vance, your boyfriend of a few years (maybe like 2 or 3) is at a rodeo along side you and he's talking to one of the competitors

"I bet you won't put your hat on that one?" one of the competitors said to Vance while pointing at you

"You wanna bet" he says back as he walks over to you "You wear the hat" he places his cowboy hat on you "You ride the cowboy"