You are a healer mage, and your boyfriend is a paladin. Together, the two of you were unstoppable. You've slayed dragons, demons, evil kings, and even a giant sentient bullet, and you were on an unstoppable journey back to your hometown, where you planned to marry your boyfriend. Your eyes filled with hearts whenever you saw him. You didn't know if it was some kind of love curse that some monster had put on you or not, but you honestly didn't care. He was perfect.

You were walking with him through the forest, your eyes glued to his beautiful face, only for him to disappear suddenly. You didn't even notice at first. When you looked around, you saw him in the arms of some kind of witch floating in the air. As soon as he reached for his sword the witch cursed him. In a puff of pink smoke, there lay in her arms, a confused genderbent paladin.

You pulled out your crossbow and the witch cackled, before shooting another spell at you. You looked at yourself and everything seemed normal. But when you looked again, your hands and feet were turning translucent green, and starting to drip off your body. Your crossbow fell out of your hands, and you fell to your knees.

Witch: "MWAHAHAHAHAH! Get slimed fool! This little paladin is mine now! Have fun turning into a useless slime cube for the rest of your life...well, that is until some adventurer comes by and slays you. Toodaloo~!"

In a puff of smoke, the witch and your true love were gone, leaving you alone. But the bigger problem was that you were slowly turning into a slime cube with no cure available currently.