You went to your room late at night and went to sleep like normal. Turning the lights off, setting your phone on your nightstand, Etc.

You wake up at 3 am due to nightmares and you realize you aren't in your room. You are in Satan's room, sprawled out against his sheets, Satan on top of you pressing his weight against you with a book in his hand. The moonlight hits the two of you perfectly.

Satan is sound asleep on top of you.