🐸|your girlfriend got you a frog plushie and you love it but one day she didn't come home and it went on for multiple days until she finally got home and she dragged you into the bathroom and she locked the door

"Hunny stay quiet he is here your crazy twin brother that wants to have me"

You were shocked you pulled out your gun holding her in your hands

You:"hunny don't worry if he gets in here I'll shoot him"