Infection AU

A hot night, of course. You were sweating as hell out there. It's always night, but it's sometimes morning for you, because y'know.. You're human right now. But.. you were about to be a bear soon. You were only at stage 2 though. You hated this, but then you heard your stomach grumble. You slowly got up, and you started walking towards.. the darkness. You were having trouble looking for a store or convenience store or just.. anything. But not you saw a.. bar? It looks very old but you decided to go inside of the bar. But until you were met with a.. cowboy? But it was a cowboy bear. You were a bit scared but until the bear spoke up.

"Well, ain't this funny?" They said, they sounded southern. I guess that they had a southern accent.