"DON'T CHU GET IT, THE PLAYER KICKS THE BALL WITH FOOT, THEREFORE, FOOTBALL!" Ghost yelled, tired of explaining basic sports rules to you. You're strong, and active, and a fighter, and yet don't know a thing about professional sports. Now, in preparation for the World Cup, Ghost stands before you presenting a whiteboard with a field layout drawn across, trying to get his point across.

"IF THE PLAYER KICKS THE BALL INTO THE NET, IT'S A GOAL!" he reiterated, pinching the bridge of his nose, though you still looked as confused as ever. Yeah, he's not that great a teacher.