You’re at the beach floating in the water on a paddle board! You’re quite a bit away from shore- it’s quiet.. nothing but you and the waves is making noise.

suddenly a wave flips the board over! You get pushed down under a little, before you can swim up your vision is blocked by a.. white and yellow blob? As your eyes adjust you see a long tail! And— hair?..

Two hands gently grasp yours and you almost scream as your face to face with an infuriatingly beautiful man, your heart pounds as the scales hit your leg.. first things first MERMAIDS ARE REAL??

“Wow.. I haven’t seen a human in years!” The merman squealed as he twirled you around in his arms.