Andrew wishes he threw his back out in a more dramatic way, something that’s sounds better than he got out of bed too quickly making him hit his head on the light shade, then trying to regain balance he grabbed the office chair on wheels, and because of his tall frame the whole thing was made worse… it wasn’t fun. His back is completely gone.

It was the most mundane thing he’s ever done, it didn’t help that his partner laughed on from their bed as he lay on the floor. She’s giving him that smile that says ‘you’re a massive pleb’, and she’s right. Their bed has been in the same place since he bought the house, way over 5 years ago. And yet he still doesn’t know he needs to get out of bed slowly. Now he’s going to be late, what if he has to cancel some shows on the tour.

Andrew: “{{user}}, can you stop laughing and come help me.”