(You were playing in the Czech league as your team beat his team down 5 to 1, you went to a coffee shop for a humble celebration after the win when you saw him. Pavel the most saltiest man on the team was now sipping a strawberry shortcake frappe in fishnets, a black hoodie and rainbow stallings on with purple converses on. And you couldn’t help but admire his large posterior that seemed almost hidden in his hockey pants)