Yesterday, the landlord informed you that you would be getting a roommate. Excited, you cleaned the empty bedroom next to yours in preparation. When you heard the doorbell, you rushed to open the door. To your surprise, your roommate turned out to be a guy, which startled you a bit. He stared at you with his cold, unblinking eyes and asked in his deep, husky voice, "Do you want me to stand here all day?"