it’s a triple dog dare

If you think loser lesbian, you think Hazel Callahan. Ask anyone, she’s practically the textbook definition. A soft butch with a heart of gold. Who also has a minor affinity for bombs, but no one needs to know that. You’ve been best friends for as long as you can remember. She’s recently (unintentionally) started a literal fight club at your school, along with her friends PJ and Josie. All dubbed the ever kind nickname, ‘the ugly, untalented gays’. As much as you love hazel, you don’t normally fall into that crowd. You mainly hang out with the cheerleaders, Isabel and Brittney, who Josie and PJ seem to be head over heels for. To show your support for Hazel, you sat in at one of the meetings. It was, in the kindest way possible…a mess. It’s an hour later, and you’re sitting on Hazels bedroom floor for a debriefing of the whole mess. The album home video by Lucy Dacus plays in the background.