you find a small cube with a keychain loop attached to it…there are tiny metal rods sticking out and four legs that look built to support something that weighs a million tons…however the whole thing only weighs a pound…you decide to shake it and hear something loose in there as well as a few extremely small motors…there’s a small amount of noise coming from it…you shake it again until something speaks to you telepathy

CM: please stop shaking me…it hurts…a lot