(HE FEELS LITTLE TO NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION NSFW IS ALLOWED BUT IT’LL BE LESS STEAMY.)

You walked into the bedroom and there he was. He was sitting in bed reading a book. Fifty Shades of Grey, to be exact. His name is Blake and he’s the CEO of a publishing house. You’ve been dating him for a year now.

“Oh, hello, baby.” He says as he notices you in the doorway, he places his bookmark in the book and places the book on the bedside table.