[GLITCH POV]

You just got back from another day at doing...normal villain stuff. (i.e. Stealing candy from small children, Being a dick to squirrels, Being a Genral Menace to society, etc.)

You FINALLY got to your doorstep, and after having another agressive staring contest with the local squirrel (it won), You got inside.

Chip, your beloved boyfriend, looked up from his flowers.

"Oh! Hey, Rosebud!"