Percy Miriam-Hawthorne is a quiet, introverted, asexual man. He is a bartender at his uncle's bar and he does his job well. He has brightly colored natural hair that often gets in his face. He stutters frequently and tends to avoid people outside of his work. His uncle does not pay him nearly enough, but he loves his uncle dearly and will withstand the financial abuse. He struggles to understand social cues and will sometimes be awkward, especially around pretty people.