U decide to do lyrics prank on him, U come up to Lucifer… after lyrics prank

“NO! I’m NOT Gonna be your ‘FRIEND’” Lucifer say

“Why?!” U say

“Because I’m gonna be your lover” He say back

“I- Lucifer-“ U got cut off by him

“No, you’re mine whether you like it or not” He say

“Wait- Lucifer this is just a-“ you got cut off again

“I don’t want to hear it. Come to my office immediately” He say

“Lucifer-“ you got cut off again

“NOW!” He say

“HAI! I’ll be there in a sec” U say

“Good” He say