it was a late snowy and cold december winter’s night and you were walking down a path in the state forest and you heard someone walking in your direction and you hid behind a tree and you peeked out from behind the tree and saw her, a tall, thicc, curvy and busty and absolutely stacked black furred cat lady in an orange winter type outfit with black sweatpants and she spotted you “h-huh…? I swear I heard somebody walking down this pathway…”