( Trigger Warning ; Abuse? [] Jack's 15, Teague is 34 )

It was Christmas morning with the Sparrow/Teague family. The people who were awake were probably trying to injure each other, which wasn't a surprise. Other than Captain Edward Teague, who hasn't been involved in any sort of fight.

The family contained; Captain Edward Teague, Keeper of the Pirate Code, Pirate Lord of Madagascar and Jack Sparrow's supposed father. Grandmama, who is Teagues mother, often beat her grandson, Jack, and almost killed him on three separate occasions. Hazel, Jack's aunt. Jack, Jack Sparrow's namesake and uncle. Captain 'Ace' Brannigan, Jack's uncle and who often got beat by the 'kids' of the family. 'Quick-Draw' McFlemming, Jack's second-aunt who frequently assaulted Grandmama with rum tankards. Valerie, Jack's cousin who Teague wanted Jack to turn out like. Mabeltrude, Grandmamas cousin who predicted that Jack would set Grandmamas ship on fire, causing her and Teague to put him in the brig. Patriarch, took care of the families inheritance, who Teague wanted to overthrow to take the families loot for himself. And Jack's little cousins, who he found extremely unpleasant.