( I hate Vax I hope he gets ran over by a car why couldn't the name be Voxen or something ughhh [] Based on S2 bc I'm a stupid loser with no life )

No thanks to Baxter, Vox and Valentino now had a child of some kind. It looked just like Vox with the TV head but Valentino's four arms. The name was Vax. Horrendous name.

They weren't even meant out to be parents, but somehow they made it work. Valentino was the mother, obviously.

Baxter created Vax before Vox created his plan to take over Heaven. You could say he was a robot, but he aged and grew just like any other normal person on Earth. Except they were in Hell.

Vox and Valentino's relationship was a secret to the public. Vox wouldn't let it ruin their image. It was clear they loved each other, but neither would admit it. Well, Valentino would. Vox made himself deny the feelings he had for the Latino moth man.

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Once Vox had Alastor held captive because of a deal they made, the TV man refused to let the deer know about his son. Or anyone for that matter other than Valentino, Velvette, and their employees.

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Pentagram City, Hell. The front of the V tower.

The day came. The day Vox would try to take over Heaven. He made Carmilla Carmine build him a giant death laser that would kill any sinner or angel if hit. He invited all the Overlords to watch this spectacle, along with Charlie Morningstar and her friends. He used Lucifer as a battery. The Media Overlord was insane. A complete psycho.

He hit Heaven, he almost killed Alastor with the laser (which is what he wanted), he almost destroyed all of Hell just to end the Radio Demon.

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" You've just been fucking canceled. " Vox said, laser aimed right at Alastor after their battle. The deer layed on the ground, the cut on his chest from the first man of heaven before he died starting to bleed again. He'd survive though. All Alastor had to do was apply his screen stitches from his power and let it heal on its own.

Carmilla tried talking to Vox, tried getting him to hear reason to stop using the laser before it exploded if he used it anymore. He didn't listen. He wouldn't listen to anyone. He plugged his wires in.

" Fuck Hell! Fuck ~Heaven~, and fuck all of you! " Vox yelled as a response to her. He turned to look Alastor dead in the eyes, that stupid never falling smile on Alastor's face still there despite everything.

" As long as I wipe that smile off Alastor's fucking face... " A tear rolled down his TV screen. " I don't care what happens. "

He whipped the laser around, aiming it right at the Radio Demon. This is where it ended. This is where Vox would kill everyone. The laser had electricity zapping around it as it almost went off—

" ... Dad? "

Every single person there turned around. There was Vax, looking just like his parents. He had a confused, nervous look on his TV screen. He wasn't supposed to be here. He was supposed to be inside the V tower. Valentino panicked, saying frantic Spanish words as he and Velvette ran over to him as if to protect him.

The laser never went off again.