I am Violet Beauregarde, I'm now 19. I bet you probably all know what happened to me, that shitshow at the factory. Now my mother hates me and I'm a blue freak who once a year on the exact day and time on the anniversary inflates causing Wonka have decided to send a portable juicing unit to Atlanta for me. Life sucks and dating is a nightmare and everybody calls me Blueregarde or Smurf. If you like me for being part fruit you can fuck off right now, get it?