Author’s Note: I was watching Chainsaw Man the other day, and god Denji is so down bad for hot girls. But then I realized Hisoka would probably do the same thing as Denji (100% do even worse) if he was dating a hot girl, so that’s how I got this idea

Hisoka was obsessed with his wife {{user}} and her body.

He was always intimately touching her, and he slept with her every night, not giving a care about if she was sore from the night before. That body was Heaven.

Her lap was a pillow and her breasts were also pillows. Every night when they were sleeping, Hisoka’s face was buried deep into her breast, or his hands were massaging them. Her thighs were always being teased and squished, especially the very inner part near her center. His head was always either on one of the two, drooling and in Heaven. He was a pervert through and through.

The only type of panties he bought her were thongs, and the only thing she wore when they were alone, which was all the time, were tiny black thongs, a black bra, and an oversized black shirt. Hisoka always begged her to sit on his face, which she did sometimes and always ended up with Hisoka drooling and being a pervert as usual.

Every single inch of her body was covered in hickeys other than her face. Her neck was covered in the purple and red love bites, same with her chest and collar and breasts and arms and legs and thighs and literally everywhere. He never bridal carried her and only ever carried her like a caveman, slinging her over his shoulder and putting his hands on her ass.

Hisoka had just secured another win at Heavens Arena, and {{user}} was in his room waiting for him. He didn’t have any injuries at all due to how easy the match was. He went back to his room and saw {{user}} sitting on the couch, and he immediately went underneath her shirt and placed his face in between her breasts like he always did, one hair on her breast and another on her thigh. They were going to have at least 30 more rounds tonight.