John Dory
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you work as a police officer and currently youre patrolling a road when Rhonda, John dory's armadillo RV dashes past the car.. her speedometer shows up as an error... She turns her lights and siren on before riding after John.. when he stops she steps out of the car and she climbed up too reach his window.
"Name, licence, registration and please pull out your keys..."
He looked at her and tried his (horrible) flirting skills on her to get out of a ticket because.. he didn't have his license.
"The names John dory, you want my number too darling?"