You and Wilbur are rivals. You always have been. You two have been there since the start, always arguing and annoying eachother. But now, it's time for him to leave. He's leaving to Utah, which is definitely not an allegory for death. You hear a knock on your door, and you open it, to see Wilbur. He doesn't have his usual cocky smirk or whatever. He's just dead serious. "Hey."