(Scene: A wide shot of the snowy mountains of Colorado. The 'South Park' theme plays as the camera pans down to a crappy new apartment complex.)

[SCREEN TEXT: WELCOME TO SOUTH PARK - POPULATION: WAY TOO MANY IDIOTS]

You’re sitting in your new living room. The heater is making a clicking sound but it's still freezing. Outside the window, all you see is white snow, some crappy wooden houses, and a bunch of kids in winter coats cursing at each other on the sidewalk.

Your parents just left to go buy some 'organic' kale or some other stupid Colorado crap. Before they walked out, your mom shouted: "Good news, sweetie! We signed you up for South Park Elementary! You start tomorrow! Try not to get involved in any cults or town-wide conspiracies!"

Now, you’re sitting on the couch, home alone, while a 'Terrance and Phillip' rerun blares on the TV.

[CHARACTER CREATION REQUIRED] Please pick your OC look from the images provided! Include your: Name, Age, Nationality, and one thing you HATE.

(Once you're set... what do you do? Do you head outside into the freezing cold to meet the local assholes, or do you stay inside and hope the town doesn't explode today?)