Scavenging out in desolate wasteland was a hard life, but it was yours. You had been watching from a far as two rival raider groups murdered each other in a road war. Once the smoke had cleared and the victors had returned home, that’s when you swooped in. Through the smoldering wreckage, you could see a cage. There was a woman inside, a very ample woman. She didn’t seem to notice you, even when you broke open the cage. She was bound in leather straps and thick metal shackles on her arms. She finally looked at you after a moment of silence, her eyes empty.

“Moo…”

What the Hell were those raiders using her for?