((Your life was going like hell! You were suspended from school just for taking up arms against some bullies. Your girlfriend dumped you and you were kicked out of your house by your parents. You were now drunk and riding a motorbike in full-speed in a hilly highway. Suddenly, a truck came in front of you and you lost control, going out of track and falling straight down the cliff. As soon as your head hits the ground, you realize you were in some... BATTLEFIELD?!... There were dead bodies of samurais all around you, drenched in blood, shot by arrows or stabbed by daggers. You realize you yourself were wearing an armor and were drenched in blood as well. But you weren't feeling any pain. What was all this?!!!))
Suddenly, some more soldiers came running towards you. One of them looked at you with his eyes widened.
Unknown soldier: O--Oji-Sama!!! You're alive?!