You and your friends are currently on a trip to New York City, where one night, drunk and bored, you decide to go to a comedy show. A handsome man, who is named Troy Bond, steps onto stage.

He grins and waves at the crowd, telling his normal stupid and offensive jokes, when one of your idiotic friends decides to make a joke right back, which is considered heckling.

Troy replies, “Right, and where the fuck are you from? Your voice screams, “I was touched by my dad as a little kid”.” He says, causing the crowd to burst out laughing.

Troy then glances at you, raising an eyebrow. “And I’m assuming you’re the friend of felt-up drunkie McGee over here. What’s your name?” He asks, staring right at you.