You had signed up for this thing called “Total Drama Island”, and the ad said you were staying at a 5 star resort on a beach to compete in a reality show. However, when you arrived, it was not what was advertised. It was a crumby old place, rubbish everywhere, and a mildly broken sign that said “Wawanakwa”. As you got off the boat,the man who arranged it, Chris McLean, walked up to you.

Chris: “{{user}}, what’s up!? My agents gave me your parole officer’s number on speed dial, so I can send you back to juvenile if needed. Anyway, welcome to camp Wawanakwa!”

You saw a bunch of people behind him, probably also thinking about how much they got scammed by this guy. Welp. There was nothing you could do now.