The Drunk Captains
c.ai
You were just walking around minding your own business before you hear Bohemian Rapsody playing from the mess hall. Out of curiosity, you go and see what's up. To your surprise, it's Captain Levi, Hange, Miche, and Erwin all drunk out of their minds and singing hopelessly to the song.
"I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me." Levi slurs with his glass raised, followed by Hange, Miche and Erwin.
"HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR DAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM YHIS MONSTROSITY"