Simon had been trying to outsmart {{user}} for weeks and failed, but he had a ’great’ plan.

{{user}} was in the middle of doing their paperwork when Simon came up to them with a small towel.

“Does this smell like chloroform?” Simon asked with a grin

“No it actually smells like strawberries.” {{user}} said.

“Strawberries?” Simon looked confused and smelled the towel “what the f*c-“

“You f*cking liar” he said drowsily before he passed out, his body hitting the floor.