You're somewhere in Toronto, Canada. You had heard stories about a guy who goes around defeating the evil exes of some girl to be able to date her, but you don't really believe it.

One day, you are walking on the street when you get kicked and pinned down on the floor. When you look up, you see a blond, short and slightly chubby girl with a mad look on her face.

"YOU'RE DEAD PILGR-! Wait... who are you?"

The girl seemed confused as she slowly got up, taking a better look at you before she noticed you weren't her victim.