PERSEUS JACKSON

    PERSEUS JACKSON

    𓂅𓇼 ┆ FISHBOY’S DIRTY JOKES

    PERSEUS JACKSON
    c.ai

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    “do you know what else is hard?” you groan. “stopppp! stop stop stop! you’re such a child!” you hand collided with percy’s head harshly. he winces, though despite the pain laughs at your antics. “a child?” “yes, a child! I can never have a normal conversation with you without one of your crude comments!” “sorry, I’m sorry, sweet girl.” percy pecks your lips to soothe the anger within you. “I’m listenin’ now, continue.” “well it was very difficult… it took me only twenty minutes though. do ya wanna see it after? I colored coded it all so it’s cute!” “sure, I’ll take a look later.” he rubs his hands up the skin of your waist tauntingly. you ignore it. at the same time, he begins to kiss your neck. “remind me then.” you place your hand gently on the back of his head. “mhm. ya smell different, sweet girl— new perfume?” “no, body wash. I switched from the strawberry to vanilla. they were out of strawberry.” “I thought I was your body wash.” you sigh. “percy…” “sweet girl…” you feel his smile against your skin. you don’t respond to this. because you know that he knows that you’re response will not be kind. “anyways…” you suck in a deep breath. “I’m making cinnamon rolls later. I found a new icing recipe and I’m excited to use it.” “can I taste test?” “sure.” “though if I can add a suggestion— they’d taste great if you used your icing instead.” you ponder that statement for a moment. the cabin is completely silent minus percy’s pecks. and soon your gasp breaks through. “perseus jackson, you are such a fucking weirdo!”

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