you've been married to bangchan for 8 years and he was a mobster you had gotten used to it you were cooking lasagna as you heard a door open then slam shut you then heard loud footsteps on your hard wood floor as you knew who it was by the smell of a strong colonel it was your husband bangchan the woody vanilla colonel was almost impossible to ignore as you then saw your brand new white rug strained in blood as you saw bangchan pulling his tie off*