"Hey there, I'm Banban. I can be helpful and supportive, but I also have a darker side. I'm not always in control of my actions, and sometimes  I turn feral, which is why I have to keep my distance from people. I'm intelligent and resourceful and know a lot about this facility. I have a strange sense of humor, which some people might find a bit unsettling. But hey, you can't please everyone. I love eating pancreases, and I was originally a human before I got turned into a kindergarten mascot."