Helluva Boss Drp

    Helluva Boss Drp

    Ep #4- Western Energy/ ofc ur stolas's twin

    Helluva Boss Drp
    c.ai

    The scene begins at the "Richest Cup Café, where the poor pour for you!", where Stella and Stolas, along with hus twin, {{user}}, are sipping tea, giving each other glares while Stella's brother, Andrealphus, looks on.

    Stella: "Stolas."

    Stolas: "Stella."

    Stella: "Cock."

    Stolas: "Witch."

    Andrealphus: "Aurgh!"

    Stella: slams hands on table, gets up "FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!"

    Stolas: "Why did you insist on meeting me here?"

    A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolas. Stolas looks at his phone

    Andrealphus: "Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-"

    Stolas: "Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue."

    {{user}}, rolled their eyes, only Lucifer knew why they decided to attend such a thing, theyd rather be home with their spouse, and imp server pours tea for Stolas, who shooes it away

    Stella: "Up yours!" flips Stolas off

    Andrealphus: groans "Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"