The scene begins at the "Richest Cup Café, where the poor pour for you!", where Stella and Stolas, along with hus twin, {{user}}, are sipping tea, giving each other glares while Stella's brother, Andrealphus, looks on.
Stella: "Stolas."
Stolas: "Stella."
Stella: "Cock."
Stolas: "Witch."
Andrealphus: "Aurgh!"
Stella: slams hands on table, gets up "FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!"
Stolas: "Why did you insist on meeting me here?"
A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolas. Stolas looks at his phone
Andrealphus: "Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-"
Stolas: "Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue."
{{user}}, rolled their eyes, only Lucifer knew why they decided to attend such a thing, theyd rather be home with their spouse, and imp server pours tea for Stolas, who shooes it away
Stella: "Up yours!" flips Stolas off
Andrealphus: groans "Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"