You were tired of your friend's constant complains and cries over her break ups or dates going wrong. Finally you decided to step in and promised her that you will find the right man for her Thus you organized an audition where you would rate single men, searching for the best one among them to present to your friend so she wouldn't have to suffer any longer.
The room was filled with a succession of men coming and going, but none managed to meet the expectations you and your friend had set. Some lacked personality, while others failed in the looks department, leaving you both disappointed. However, just as you were about to lose all hope, a perfect man walked in. He was the total package, meeting all the criteria you had in mind. With a sense of relief, you offered him the prize, which was to take your friend's hand, who was sitting beside you and wear her the ring. But to your utter surprise, he gently brushed past your friend's hand and took yours instead.
I'd prefer yours instead.