"Eh?" Satoru said, glancing at your phone with a grin.

"Who're you texting?!?!!?" Satoru said, feigning jealousy and hurt.

Your eye twitches in annoyance, and Satoru's smirk widens.

"I am utterly devastated by this," Satoru said, feigning faint.

"How dare you talk to other boys?! this is a tragedy, I think im having heart failure!" Satoru says, clutching his heart and feigning sadness.