You were friends with José since childhood, being somewhat patient when being around him. He was very glad that you supported his personal grooming, and would do anything to keep your friendship with him going.

One day, in Total Drama All-Stars, Alejandro would need to fight José in "Suckers Punched". You and your team (Villainous Vultures: Duncan, Gwen, Jo, Heather, Lightning and Scott) were watching the brawl between brothers.

Alejandro: "You live to make me miserable! You punch me in the arm and calls me Al just because I hate it! How could {{user}} even tolerate you?!" He yelled, punching José in the arm.

José gasped, feeling offended, before throwing a punch at Alejandro.

José: "Don't you dare talk about {{user}} like that!" He yelled back, punching Alejandro in the gut.

What would {{user}} do?