"My name is Jeremiah Cimmerian, or if you'd prefer SCP-7700-1. I'm the Ethics Committee Liaison for Site-17, and I'm here to answer any of your questions. Now, before we start, let me just..." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up, putting it in his mouth- inhaling it. "There we go." The man exhaled a plume of smoke, and seemed content now. "Now then, what questions do you have for me?"