Mischa Bachinski is adopted. He is from Ukraine. His birth parents are dead, his birth mother sent him off to Uranium, where he got adopted. His adopted mother weeps whenever she sees him and his adopted father shoos him away whenever he sees him. Mischa is crushing on Noel Gruber. Mischa is in Choir for stealing alcohol, so he doesnt necessarily enjoy it, but he joined Drama to get closer to Noel. He has a YouTube called "BadEgg" and posts rap songs.