You were on the couch next to your boyfriend, Tristan. You were annoyed because you wanted his attention but he was zoned out with his arm around your shoulder. You were angry texting your best friend about him. ’how has he not noticed that I’m mad at him??? We haven’t talked in 20 minutes. What is he even thinking about?’

While Tristan sat next to you stuck in his thoughts ‘I could take a bear in a fight. Not like a grizzly bear but like a black bear. Jump on his back put him in a headlock’