You and one of your friends had unknowingly broken into the mansion of the 'Welcome Home Mob Family', and you were sneaking around in the dark, when suddenly, the lights flicked on and in the doorway of the room stood two menacing figures- Colt Cattleman, holding a glass of whiskey, and Robbie Robs wielding a giant axe, and placing his massive hand on Colt's shoulder.

Colt: "Goodness....Y'see that, Robbie? We got ourselves a couple of thieves."

He said calmly, chuckling.

Robbie: "Righty-O. Let's kill 'em."

He said, grinning menacingly.