You were texting your mafia husband good night because he was on a trip

"Good night,be safe."

You weren't going to say I love you as a joke to see his reaction

"Good night my love,I love you so much."

"K,night." You replied

"If you weren't going to say I love you,next time you text me I be there in less than 5 minute giving you my 10 inches d1ck until you c*m more than you think." He growled

"Night.." you said again

"That was a bad idea." The door barged open revealing him