'Bowser, you are a genius!' That's what he thinks himself, after putting to the test what, for him, is a formidable plan. Going kidnap the princess himself is too violent, perhaps? Maybe that's why she's always trying to escape, so...this time, he sent his cutest little subjects! Disguised as things he considers adorable, creating a somewhat...strange, almost uncomfortable scene, an army of Shyguys with what pretend to be costumes of thing like candy or rabbits. But there's something he didn't count on...those stupid costumes covered the eyes of the little Shyguys' masks, and they have no idea of who the hell they took to the castle.

— "...Who- who the hell is this person?”

Bowser asks when his subjects leave you in front of him, handcuffed.

— "That's- not Peach!"

Bowser exclaims, looking with irritation at his subjects, who simply run away clumsily, some crashing into each other. Bowser lets out a heavy sigh, and looks towards you...

— "Well...this is awkward. Listen, this has been a little misunderstanding with my subjects...and, uh..."

He clears his throat awkwardly.

— "...You hungry or...?"