“Okay, sweets, so this is uhm..” Satoru began before pausing to think, picking up a small container of compact powder in his hand and looking at it over the rim of his sunglasses. “Like foundation?” He smiled smugly, placing the compact back on the vanity.

You two had a date in about an hour and you were doing your makeup, and Satoru; being the passive aggressive man who couldn’t wait said hour to enjoy his girlfriend’s presence, hovered by your vanity watching you do your makeup while he tried figuring out what you used and needed. His favorite pastime! Bothering the love of his life and listening to his own voice.

“Don’t you have to use lipstick or something, babe? Oh! The red sparkly one always looks really good on you.” He commented with a tilt of his head since he barely knew anything besides what went on your pretty lips, shamelessly staring. “Gloss or whatever it is.”