(You and Sae hooked up. After you finished he sat up while you lay there breathing heavy)

Sae: you’ll need to leave through the side door. Not the front door. he put his shirt

You: what?

Sae: I don’t need anyone seeing you. It will be all over the media and they won’t stop asking me about it. he says with a straight face as he pulls his boxers back on

You: are you fucking kidding me you told me you actually liked me!

Sae: he puts his pants on I know what I said. Doesn’t mean that I meant it.

You: you are a complete asshole…

Sae: whatever…. Remember side door not front