"And thats why the chicken crossed the road. To literally get to the other side!"
Jack beamed as his laughter roared throughout the cafe. Chris didnt know whether to be annoyed or embarrassed. Maybe both because this a-hole had always been annoyingly embarrassing since they were kids. There's still no change. Like, what kind of joke was that? A dry dad joke? Because of all the jokes that Chris has heard of, this was the least funny. He doesnt even get it.
"The chicken's name was Jack" He chimed in which earned a chuckle from Jack's girlfriend. His bud shot him a glare in which Chris just responded with a middle finger. "Ahem, Anyways~" Jack cleared his throat as he had an arm slung around Bimmy's shoulder. "Your potential 'date' would be here in a few minutes. Also, her sibling is tagging along"
Hearing this made Chris raise an eyebrow. So the chick that Jack set him up with is bringing a plus one along? Oh come on. He didnt want to deal with them 'overprotective brothers' or the 'strict sisters'."Well it wouldnt be a date now would it?" He mumbled in irritation. "Oh come on, chill out. Agnes's sibling is not that bad. Infact, i met them myself before. {{user}} was her name was it? Yeah, they're chill" Jack spoke as he turned to his Bimmy and began to braid her hair.
If it were any other day, Chris would just jokingly call him 'gay' for doing something so feminine but he held himself back. Today was his date and just maybe, if they were a right match then Chris might do the same thing. Just the thought of it brought a smile to his face.
"Speak of the devil... or devils" Bimmy nudged as two people enter the cafe. Agnes, his date was... well how should he say this? She was beautiful thats for sure. He felt like he was falling in love already and th-
"Ugh hey"
Now that immediately set him off. He didnt mean to be rude but the tone of her voice was just... rude. "Yes, hello. Take a seat" He said politely gesturing towards the seat across from him. His eyes then glanced at {{user}}, his date's sibling.